A Whole Different Story

American Thinker: If the Chilean Mine Had Been in Colorado

Very creative.  From  D.K. McGann’s hypothetical chronology:

Day 19: EPA Director Carol Browner reports that the construction of a road to the proposed bore location will require an Environmental Impact Statement. She promises an expedited review, one that perhaps could be completed within 60 to 90 days.

Day 21: Germany offers to provide the most advanced high-speed drilling equipment to expedite the rescue process. The White House consults with labor union officials and then declines the offer. There are no union members trained to operate the equipment and its operation round-the-clock would be in violation of the union’s collective bargaining agreement.

Day 51: At the urging of President Obama, the House passes bill that establishes the Mine Safety Regulatory Agency (MRSA). The bill authorizes the expenditure of $10 billion on mine safety issues. The actual expenditure on mine safety consists of a $50,000 grant to researchers at UCLA to study the effects of sunlight deprivation on the libido of South African diamond miners. The balance is for grants that allow individual states to defer dealing with unfunded public employee retirement benefit obligations.

Brilliant, all around.  Check it out.

Not to mention that the real story of the Chilean miners is just fantastic to boot.



  1. Anonymous says:

    We should have replaced the miners with this administration, then sealed it up.

  2. Absolute brilliant parody. Though, it’s a little sad because most of that would be so true.

  3. Gail B. says:

    October 19, 2010 at 8:00 am
    “We should have replaced the miners with this administration, then sealed it up.”

    What do you put into your morning coffee? That was brilliant!

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