The House that Hypocrisy Built

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Don’t you love these hypocritical Climatards? (That’s the term they prefer, I hear).

They want to control your lives: how big your car can be, how much water your toilet can hold, the kind of light bulbs you can use. They even think there are limits on how much money you should be able to make.

But they put no limits on what they can have. Kind of like the old Soviet Politburo. Which is the kind of society they intend for us.

Far be it for me to begrudge the man a house, but it should be known that every penny of the $8,875,000 that Al and Tipper Gore spent on their Montecito, CA mansion came at the expense of the quality of life and cost of living for every single American man, woman and child.

Because of the fraud perpetrated on the entire world by Al Gore and those who fraudulently concealed and omitted material facts shedding light on the farce that is man-made global warming, every single one of us pays more for everything from gas to groceries.  Because of Al Gore’s tireless advocacy of a thinly-veiled facade for the global redistribution of wealth, thousands and thousands of American jobs were sent overseas to China and India, where environmental regulations aren’t as needlessly strict as they are stateside.

It’s a nice house.  I congratulate him.  But I call first dibs on the pool, because I’m paying for part of it anyway.



  1. Looks like the Goracle is selling out his “green” industry stock positions before the bottom drops out – real estate and commodities will hold their value. What do all of you “green” investors think of the Smartest Man on Earth now?
    [For a light hearted take on our present peril]

  2. Sikorsky says:

    He MUST get a private helicopter. It would look sweet in that backyard.

  3. Anonymous says:

    He can have over all his eco-bunnies and put Hef to shame.

  4. chris says:

    9 bathrooms to flush the years of global warming sh** Al has been feeding America!

  5. Pool Party says:

    Al and Tipper should have John Edwards and Rielle over!

  6. The Biggest Loser says:

    I apologize, again, that this tub of eco-lard is from my state, Tennessee.

  7. Anonymous says:

    To the minister of environment at my church (gagging), who worships this guy, you are steering me toward atheism. Get over this shallow brain of a man.

    The Son of God himself didn’t come here to condemn us, John 3:17, why should this guy get off on doing it?

  8. Anonymous says:

    As much earth-killing steak as this fellow eats, he needs 9 bathrooms.

  9. Belly-floppin Al says:

    I thought there was a water shortage in California. That minister at my church that said we are actually drinking the tears of the dinosaurs mentioned it.

  10. O Brother!, Where Art Thou? says:

    Will they baptize fledgling Gore disciples at that fountain in the foreground?

  11. Did you feel that? says:

    Montecito, CA, he not only doesn’t fear sea level rises, but earthquakes as well. A man of great courage. What a lovely president he would have made.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Will Al cap&trade his methane releases in that pool?

  13. Anonymous says:

    12:16, and technically, regarding the water cycle, if we are drinking dinosaur tears, we are also drinking dinosaur urine.

  14. Anonymous says:

    1:54, we thoughts Al was a toad. Now he can lay by a pool and look like one.

  15. Shave the Wales says:

    Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?

    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road

  16. White water neighborhood says:

    Us West Tennessee folks could use a global warming drought right now.

  17. Don Quixote says:

    How long till he cuts down those palm trees for windmills?

  18. Anonymous says:

    Maybe Mr Buyon could rent a room from Al.

  19. Hillary says:

    I knew Tipper was sticking with him for some reason.

  20. Davey Crockett says:

    At least this gets him OUT OF TENNESSEE!!!!!Good riddance.

  21. Google Earth says:

    Is it true Al will be visible from space, laying by the pool?

  22. Anonymous says:

    You’d think if you were REALLY concerned about energy conservation, CO2, blah blah, blah and such, that an old couple would just rent a tiny efficiency apartment on the interior of an apartment building. Just saying.

  23. Gail B. says:

    This is much deeper than the size of Gore’s house, in my opinion.

    Step back and look at the overall picture: Wealth is taken from the more affluent and middle class, to be given to those who are too sorry to get a job but would rather be given a handout from the government. Well, the government needs to keep its cost of operation down, right? The Chinese people are about to flood the US with cheap cars — little two-seaters that are practically indestructible. We are paring down on our “carbon footprint,” our fossil fuels, our energy consumption, etc. If we get to the point that we are happy with only the basic needs for survival (and let the seniors just die off because we know the difference between freedom and tyranny, true history and created history, and a democracy and a republic), then the tab for the upkeep of the remainder will be less. The young ones will be working for the government for their survival. Don’t forget about the Civilian Army being built, and don’t forget about the Patriot Act which has been made permanent. And, don’t forget about the Executive Orders that enable the government to COMPLETELY take over food, transportation, privately-owned land, privately-owned vehicles, and on and on AND ON!

    And, then there’s this:

  24. Doug says:

    Come on everyone, give him a break! After all, didn’t he invent the internet? Or was that the first big fat lie he told?

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