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Assigned Reading: Bear Kills Militants in Kashmir
(FROM: BBC News)

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

My first thought was that the pair of militants were unarmed, or maybe sleeping, but it turns out they had at least two assault rifles and ammunition. I’m no military strategist, but we need to find this bear, recruit it, and send it to Afghanistan.



  1. Gail B says:

    Regardless of what anyone says, that bear is not a traitor! Give him Hasan's rank and send him to Fort Hood!

  2. CARE BEARS says:

    We need a platoon of bears on Pennsylvania Ave.

  3. Bodenzee says:

    First he's gelded by a young blond lady, then he finds out the the promised 72 virgins are really just 72 raisins. Now you want to turn him into bear food.

    Hasan is going to need taxpayer funbded psychological counseling.

  4. John Feeny says:

    Yes, yes, yes…but how long will it take Smokey to make the decision to send him to Afghanistan?


    Now THAT is something you just might ought to bow to.

  6. Rix says:

    What can I say? Hire a few platoons of Russian army veterans, place a decent bounty – say, $500 per turban – and let them engage at will (reporters including). In a month, there will be not a single militant alive in the whole country.

  7. goddessdivine says:

    Off topic; but are we going to hear of your thoughts on Obama's recent announcement (conveniently made while he's half-way across the world) to bring 9/11 mastermind(s) to NY to try them in a civilian court so they can mock our justice system, the victims, and everything else the US stands for? (All the while, the prosecutors will turn this into a circus and make it a case against Bush, Cheney, "torture", etc….)

    I know you have opinions on this. (But I also know you are uber busy….)

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