NEW VIDEO: Has the Stimulus Done its Job?

This is a brand new video from the House Republican Conference, the same folks that brought us the tongue-in-cheek production featuring House Minority Leader John Boehner and a bloodhound with noses to the ground, sniffing around for stimulus jobs, while Rep. Lynn Westmoreland provided drawled narration reminiscent of Waylon Jennings in The Dukes of Hazzard.

This video, however, is not so tongue-in-cheek, and presents the hard reality of the failure of the so-called “stimulus” plan championed by Barack Obama and the Democrats and defended to this day.

It also shows the Doctrine of Constructive Obstructionism in action. Because the House Republicans offered alternatives, unified behind them, and refused to budge when it came to the Democrats’ plans to bankrupt our nation and extend the economic downturn just as FDR did during the 1930s, they will be able to point out in 2010 and 2012 exactly what has happened to this economy, and who was responsible for getting us there.

Great job. I hope the House GOP keeps them coming.

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  1. goddessdivine says:

    Great ad, and very effective. Thanks for sharing.

  2. Rix says:

    Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency
    Washington, DC — June 23, 2009

    Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 3 months.

    It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of the President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). "We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.

    Obama was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.

    Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai India, will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2009. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other benefits.

    It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President."

    A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem as Obama had never been familiar with the issues either. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "Obama has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."

    Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.

    Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Obama may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime. A greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Obama's extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.

  3. KICK ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU says:

    I loved Sen. Mitch McConnell's saying this morning regarding a second stimulus. He said they used to have a saying "You never get education from the second kick of a mule". That is a brilliant and appropriate example of this madness. The first stimulus IS NOT WORKING, so damn it, we don't need another one. What are you people, STUPID?

  4. USE THE OUTSOURCE LUKE says:

    Rix,
    I love it.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Rix -

    That's funny!

  6. WILL VETO FOR FOOD says:

    In that photo(video) that looks like Barack in the line. HA

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