Ow! My Kidneys!


The very idea that the farce which is Global Warming has been credited with causing everything from acne to a decline in circumcision rates makes me laugh so hard that my kidneys hurt.

Apparently, however, Global Warming has more to do with kidney pain than just causing hippie-induced laughter — a new study is showing that kidney stones are on the rise because of Al Gore’s pet cause. Personally, I think the whole thing is a load of crap, and the only stone-like objects being produced by Global Warming are pearls, made through constant irritation [by activists].

Regardless, “Kidney Stones” has been added to the long green list of maladies and extinctions which have been attributed to the so-called warming of the Earth. The list, of course, can be found on the right side of this page.

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